Had an unexpected and unplanned encounter with an officer today and got out of a ticket by flashing my cleavage.
Ok, it was all words and I am grateful he let me off with a warning. Actually led to a pretty damn good day.
Interesting thing is he asked me to promise to use that moment of good fortune to make it a good day and I assured him I would.
I did and well, it worked.
Now to send a ketchup sandwich to someone in dire need of it or search for a different way to give it.