Step On A Rake

Sometimes you snicker at the thought that a chunky attorney will step on a rake and get smacked in the face…hard.

Or you hope that during his next hunting trip he decides to take a dump out in the bush and accidentally sticks his ass in a cactus that happens to rest upon poison ivy/oak because you’d giggle your ass off at the thought of his dumb redneck ass having to figure out how to deal with that.

You can add all sorts of other ridiculous ideas like hoping he craps blood, gets lice and gets all sorts of unpleasant experiences because his dumb, nosy ass deserves all that and more.

But mostly you like the idea of looking him in the eye and telling him to go fuck himself because you know things he wishes he did.

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